You might be a redneck if you nearly hit a goat on the way into town.It happened like this . . . I was hurrying into town, allowing a safe distance (yeah right) between myself and the slow moving Volvo just ahead, when suddenly the driver slammed on his brakes. This alerted me to the urgent need to either hit the ditch, the oncoming log truck, or come to a screeching halt. After lurching to a stop, I strained to see what had caused all the commotion. A GOAT! Deer in the roadways are common around here, a dog or cat - sure. But a jaywalking goat? With a collar? Get home Goat-ster before you are toast-er.
1 comment:
wonder if he spoke sweet home or english?
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