The Turkey Speaks!

I have never understood

why anyone would:

Roast the turkey

and shuck the clams

and crisp the croutons

and shell the peas

and candy the sweets

and compote the cranberries

and whip up the gravy

and shape the rolls

and bake the pies

and clear the table

and wash the dishes

and fall into bed

When they could just sit

back and enjoy a hamburger.

We are having Thanksgiving today and the turkey is roasting beautifully in the oven (poor little guy) Mmmm, can't you just smell it? Tomorrow we'll be enjoying turkey sandwiches at Telluride, some of us snowboarding and some of us spectating. We are waiting for a light snowfall, but so far the weather isn't cooperating with our wishes.